[donotprint] Destiny does not keep track of time. When the time comes for fate to make herself known, one cannot argue with her. Sometimes destiny and dessert collide, and I love it when this happens. It’s after midnight and I am cleaning out some drawers. I hate cleaning – not as much as I hate doing dishes or laundry but it’s up there high enough which makes it worth mentioning. Whenever I feel unmotivated to clean (something I loathe doing so much), I look for distractions or start new projects just to avoid having to face reality. This is called denial. So here I am, in my dirty, flour dusted clothes baking Fat Witch Bakery’s Congo bars made with a buttery graham cracker crust and topped off with a sticky, sweet, gooey, coconut-pecan-chocolate chip topping -kind of like a seven layer bar. And in case you’re wondering why I mentioned destiny and fate, you would have to understand how remarkable it truly is to be out of so many pantry ingredients, including white sugar, yet have just enough of all the ingredients I need on hand to bake such a memorable midnight treat. The chances of this happening in my kitchen is 1 in a gazillion.
An hour ago I was thinking I should finish putting away everything I had taken out of the drawers but then I decided my time would be far better spent baking brownies. Wouldn’t you agree? But then I discovered I had a problem. I was all out of cocoa powder and sugar. And although I could have remedied this quickly by driving to the grocery store, I reminded myself I should finish what I’ve started. Denial, desire, and excuses – the irony of it all. But when life gives you no sugar, bake something anyway. We’re back to denial, again.
Last month, I received a review copy of one of my most favorite new cookbooks, Fat Witch Brownies: Brownies, Blondies, and Bars from New York’s Legendary Fat Witch Bakery by Patricia Helding. As I thumbed through each page filled with delectable brownies and bars, I came across this recipe for Congo bars. Wishfully hoping, I looked at the ingredient list and destiny arrived – a hallelujah moment indeed. My pathetic pantry had just enough chopped pecans the recipe called for. I also happen to have one can of condensed milk. I usually only have semi-chocolate chips but yesterday while baking cookies I discovered I had purchased milk chocolate chips instead of the white ones I needed. Wouldn’t you know the Congo bar recipe called for milk chocolate chips? I told you.. tonight’s late night baking was meant to be. If you’re wondering how the Congo bars turned out, I have three words for you. OH MY GOODNESS! I was nervous about the amount of salt called for in the crust and none in the topping but Patricia obviously knew what she was doing. The crust is perfectly salty sweet which balances the topping beautiful. These bars are truly heavenly.
I’m going to hold off for right now from explaining why this is one of my new favorite cookbooks and instead leave you with the recipe. I’ll do a more formal write up in the near future. Enjoy! [/donotprint]
Congo Bars by Fat Witch Bakery
Reprinted by Permission by Rodale
Headnote from Patricia Helding: ” I think the name comes from the lineup of graham crackers, condensed milk, chocolate chips, and shredded coconut. This version doesn’t skimp on any of them and adds pecans to boot. These are a delicious after-soccer hit with kids, but if there’s a platter put in front of football-watching adults… they’ll be gone before halftime. You can make graham cracker crumbs in the food processor, or do it the old-fashioned way by putting whole crackers in a reasonable plastic bag and crushing them with a rolling pin.”
Ingredients:
Crust:
1/4 cup unbleached flour
1/3 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup graham cracker crumbs (about 11 whole crackers, crushed)
1/3 cup packed light brown sugar
7 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened to room temperature
Topping:
1 1/4 cups sweetened flaked coconut
1/2 cup semi-semi sweet chocolate chips
1/4 cup milk chocolate chips
3/4 cup sweetened condensed milk
1/3 cup chopped pecans or other nut (optional)
Instructions:
Grease a 9-inch x 9-inch baking pan with butter. Dust with flour and tap out the excess. Preheat the oven to 350 F. degrees.
To make the crust, measure the flour, baking powder, and salt and then sift together into a medium bowl. Stir in the graham cracker crumbs and light brown sugar. Mix well. Cut the butter into a few pieces and mix into the dough with a fork until the dough is crumbly. Continue mixing with your hands until smooth. Spread the dough evenly in a thin layer in the prepared baking pan, pressing down with your hands. Bake for 10 minutes or until the crust is slightly golden. Remove from the oven and set aside. While the crust is cooling, prepare the topping.
Mix together the coconut, both chocolate chips, and the condensed milk with a spoon. Add the pecans, if desired. Spread the mixture evenly over the baked crust.
Bake for 20 minutes or until the top is well-set and light brown. Watch carefully at the end of baking time and do not let the top become too bubbly or dark. Remove from the oven and let cool on a rack for 2 hours or until chocolate chips are no longer soft. Cut just before serving. Makes 12-16 bars
Laura@ GotChocolate.com says
What recipe couldn’t use a little Chocolate huh?!? I’d even mess with adding different Chocolate flavors – white, milk and dark chocolate chips.
Mmmm… Thanks!
Michelle says
hehe
When you write your reaction in capital letters, I think we can trust that you’ve got a winner of a recipe here. : )
Sharlene says
These look fantastic! I find myself doing the same thing sometimes, out of butter or white granulated sugar or some other ingredient that’s typically in everything I bake, and then I scavenge for a recipe that I CAN make.. all to procrastinate something that’s actually necessary. I’m glad you made these though because they sound amazing.
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Maria says
These are fantastic! And gorgeous photos. Thanks so much for sharing. I know what cookbook I’m buying next.
Tickled Red says
Oh my goodness! I’m going to have to try these for sure. My surfer is addicted to his moms 7 layer bars, so he’ll be up to test these as soon as he see’s them 🙂 PS: I know what you mean about looking for distractions {LOL}
joudie's Mood Food says
How naughty do these look?!?!?!?! So good!
jenna harlow says
I just bought this wonderful little cookbook and can not wait to bake a batch of these bars!!!! Yummmmmmmmmmmm
Marinade For Steak says
That is so delicious, it makes me hungry although i am full.
Aimee @ Simple Bites says
I love these. I could eat the whole pan. My husband, on the other hand, has this thing about coconut. What is up with that?
On the subject of pantry staples…have you seen my printable complete checklist? It may come in handy for the holidays:
http://www.simplebites.net/a-z-holiday-baking-pantry-checklist/
Patricia Helding says
Thanks for saying such nice things about the cookbook! Me, too, love the Congo Bars. We’re going to be setting up an email address for folks to send in their photos of the recipes. Watch for it on our Facebook page. Pat
Amalia says
haha I love the name “Fat witch” they looks really great! I love the texture contrast!
-Amalia
http://buttersweetmelody.wordpress.com
KY says
“Sometimes destiny and desserts collide..” That is so funny. Sounds like a love song! Also, for midnight baking, your photos have fantastic lighting!
Kelli says
Just the word Congo Bars makes me chuckle. There’s an inside joke about them in our family that started nearly 50 yrs ago when my dad’s family was on a long, hot drive through the dessert with nothing to eat or drink but Congo Bars. Apparently my grandma had made them rather dry and the poor hungry kids in the back seat were spitting cotton after eating them. These look and sound much better than the ones at the butt of the family joke! I will have to try them!
SouffleBombay says
YOU are so funny! I am with your on the laundry (the putting away of it) and the dishes!! These look Heavenly – and no one around me likes coconut so they will be alllll mine (insert evil laugh here)!!!!
alice says
Hey Kadee: Thanks for pointing this out. It’s been corrected!
Kadee says
You mention adding light brown sugar in the directions but missed it in the ingredients list. 🙂
Kristen says
Isn’t it funny how some of the best cooking experiences are a result of an almost empty cupboard?! It narrows our focus and almost forces us to whip up something we wouldn’t have thought of. PS I only love coconut in the combination you described… sounds delicious!
Liz @ Blog is the New Black says
Just starred this one! 😉
the blissful baker says
yum! how can graham cracker, chocolate, pecans, and coconut not be great together?
bonnie says
I LOVE your recipes and esp. your funny way of presenting them…thanks!!
Karen from Globetrotter Diaries says
Wow these look so yummy…. this is my first time on your blog and it’s wonderful wonderful, beautiful photos too!!
Kristi Trainer says
Alice – what a perfect first sentence! That was literary beauty to match the bar!
Amanda says
Love this!! It makes my mouth water! 🙂
kitchenarian says
Making these is much better than cleaning out drawers!
This is such a classic cookie bar. I have not made this recipe in a long, long time. I had actually forgotten about it, and now I have been reminded. Great inspiration and great pictures. I will be making these soon. I am not sure if I have the same recipe, but I will make yours so that I don’t have to look for mine. Thanks!